Dearest Green Giant,

Let's become eccentric together- the kind of old ladies who take long walks, wear silly hats, and get away with acting outrageous in public places. And if anybody should ask how long we've been friends, we'll say, "Oh, forever-since before you were even born!"

Love you always.
Be good.
Mini Me

ps oh and happy 21st bday... hope you had a night you can't remember :-P